UPDATE*** Gunman identified as Chris Harper Mercer. He apparently died in a shoot out with police. I’m not going to post his image. He appears of mixed race, and hated Christians.
Sadly, people have been killed an injured in a mass shooting in the Northwest. The gunman singled out Christians, asking each person to stand and declare their religion. If they said “Christian” he shot them in the head, and if they said something else or nothing he shot them in the leg!
The authorities are not releasing a whole lot of information, and all that has come out is second hand.
It seems someone posted yesterday to not go to school yesterday if you are in the Northwest. People were bragging about something that would happen today.
They keep talking about “Beta Uprising”. I don’t know what that is. They are trying to make it seem like a coordinated movement. People on that message board were actually asking if they could join, and that they wouldn’t mind being shot by the “Op” which means original poster.
Here is a screenshot I took of the
Seems it was posted
Please read no further if foul language offends you. These people appear to be glad the shooting was going to take place and then cheered once it was done! Is this a hoax? How did they know 24 hours ahead of time?
Some of you guys are alright. Don’t go to school tomorrow if you are in the northwest.
happening thread will be posted tomorrow morning
so long space robots
Is beta uprising finally going down? You might want to chillax and not alert police.
It’s either you kill me or my parents do, I’ll be waiting lad
I live in the northwest but I’m 28 and not even in community college.
Seattle or Portland OP? I will be watching the news.
Will post again in am, 10 min countdown. Won’t say more to much to prepare.
nobody cares you’re pathetic and this is why no one likes you
I suggest you enter a classroom and tell people that you will take them as hostages. Make everyone get in one corner and then open fire.
Make sure that there is no way that someone can disarm you as it it possible. I suggest you carry a knife on your belt as last resort if someone is holding your gun.
Thanks. Keep me in your prayers
You might want to target a girls school which is safer because there are no beta males throwing themselves for their rescue.
Do not use a shotgun. I would suggest a powerful assault rifle and a pistol or 2x pistols. Possibly the type of pistols who have 15+ ammo
why don’t you just talk to a girl instead you beta fuckno one will respect you for this they’ll just see you for the shit coward you are
go fistfight chad if you want to prove dominance
I will pray that you acomplish your goals and find happiness.
FBI hereWe’ll be waiting for you OP
Fuck you asshole. Who said op is doing this because of girls?
You gunna get bopped
It takes a great man to do great things. Become Legendary.
>OP is behind 7 proxies
>FBI is monitoring this thread
>they can’t find OP
>instead they kill all the beta with guns in northwest just to be safeGodspeed, OP.
>people actually buy this
Ill bite. Fuck off asshole, the libcucks have enough fuel to disarm us, don’t make them stronger. And don’t just kill random people asshole, indiscriminate murder is not the solution kiddo.
so sad that you idealize that insecure manchild
If this happens I’ll smile OP, do it for that
do it op the chads deserve it, also shout r9k memes while pumping lead to normies
will this thread be on the news?
but srsly dont do it if ur srs
ehrm this is an 18 and up site I’m gonna need to see some ID
Replying to get seen in the newz
>This is the only time I’ll ever be in the news I’m so insignificant
Fuck you you are gonna make us white people look bad dont do this shitfucker
these threads always bring out the daydreaming edgelords
dream on, beta faggots. literally nothing will happen
Hope you get a high score. Thanks for the warning.
Kill them all for us
Very sickdark grim edge
I am the hacker known as 4channel.
If you are suicidal and hate people then do it. If not then stay away from what will ruin your life.
>>22785726 >Not living the [SUPREME] life
beta uprising now
/r9k/ needs a new martyr to stand alongside our hallowed Elliot
maybe cringey disney art will be made of you by middle schoolers
fuck off dont get pepe associated with your spergout.
Well said! Do it OP! Im somewhat a normie and i wouldnt be sad if i got killed by your hand.
If this kid’s life is ruined due to shitposting he might aswell go through with it.
>>22785073 (OP) >one of these days this will be real
>this one could be it
Can i join in the beta uprising? I’m in Michigan!
You’re only shooting college age students, correct? I have grandparents that live up there.
Someone should go to the archives and find the last 100 “watch the news” threads then see if there is a correlation between these threads and actual events.
Spoiler alert, there isn’t, or if it ever is real, they get busted by the Security Agencies Americans hate so much these days.
Good thing I don’t go to school.
CNN YOU SUCK DICK!(Literally) ONLY ANTHONY BORDAIN IS COOL.
But won’t he get in trouble for making threats?
please be real
Hey OP. Please stop being a faggot. I’m asking you nicely. Also, if you are going to do something please don’t use any guns. It makes it harder for us gun owners who aren’t complete fucking faggots.
Wear a pepe shirt, that’ll scare them
ill be waiting with fingers crossed.ill be the 1st to die
Nice rare rodge
make the normies pay
also don’t forget to leave your mark like screaming reeee when you do it
Make us proud anon.
Damn , shits depressing . The fuck is wrong with you people .
What the fuck do you think?
Don’t let your memes be dreams. Just do it
Moralfags are the worst
In this very clearly hypothetical situation you actually shoot people in your high school or college, try to aim for shitty people at least. Spare the kind fools, humdrum druggies, and churchies and go for he whom really terrorises the populous: Chads and Stacies who have scorned many and yourself.
You’ll do the world a favour by purging part of the population that only exists to consume resources and act for themselves.
Oh I’m sorry. I didn’t think your feelings were the only ones that mattered.
Fucking this. Chads and Staceys are priority.
>>22786203 >busted by the Security Agencies Americans hate so much these days
E D G Y
>>22786795 >part of the population that only exists to consume resources and act for themselves
You’re describing robots.
I take you like guns. I agree with you, friend. It’s people like OP that ruins it for everyone else because politicians need a fucking scapegoat.
Fuck off you little edgelord.
If you actually do this, FBI I DINDU NUFFIN
It not about being moral austismo, dont do it OP, where all gonna make it . Dont fuck your life up.
Do it OP, if only to stir the pot.
in preparation of the thread discussing it tomorrow
toasting in ebin bread :^)
The true beta uprising is refusing to be girls’ last options in conversation. Refusing to be a leveraging point against Stacey’s boyfriend. “Oh, anon is there for me when you aren’t, Chad.” She’ll never really get with us. PAH! Refusing Chads’ tactics to perturb our own security as people. Refusing normies from affecting our self esteem. Fuck all that.Stop letting ourselves be used when we can get away with it. We should put our value in ourselves and get pissed. We are the best thing we got. Fuck the “ideals”. Stopping being naïve and autistic about things is our best bet.
I bet you’re too pussy to do it
I am so excited for this. If this comes true then thank you for my late birthday gift anon.
Me too. Don’t let us down, OP
DO IT OP
Check your brain dude , r9k has memed you beyond belief .
I can’t tell if you’re an edgy fag with aspergers or just shitposting havin’ a laff
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
THE MADMAN ACTUALLY DID IT
A B S O L U T E M A D R O B O T
posting in epic thread
SHITTT!!!! He did it!
HE DID IT
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
he actually did it, what a madman, he shot her in the chest
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE’S ‘AVIN A LAFF INNIE
wew 4chan does it again lads wew
Oh fuck, he did it, it’s a false flag, they framed him, trust nothing!
OP fucking did it. Absolute madman.
toasting in the happening thread OP DELIVERED, REST IN PEPPERONI SWEET SPACE COWBOY
GOOD SHOW OP
MAY YOU RIP IN PEACE.
OP does it again, you magnifisant madman
THIS IS DAY A HISTORY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
That score, ouch. Not even double digits on current reports.
society failed him
it’s not his fault
don’t blame him
he was the hero we deserved
Oh shit he actually did it.
FROKKY WAS HERE
SHOUTOUT TO ALL MY NIGGAS ON TWITTER
WHAT’S GOOD FAM
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I did some digging and it appears that Beta Uprising is about rising up against the “elites”. I found this bit of info:
I’m terrible with introductions, which is probably why I’ve had no success with girls.
You’re probably wondering what a beta uprising is. Let the greatest Austro-Hungarian nobleman who ever lived explain it to you:
[A beta uprising typically consists of] mass rebellion against the elites, the deification of youth, the ever mounting expropriation of the well-to-do until they begin to defend themselves, whereupon the masses select a “leader” whose task it is to protect “the people”; we see the bodyguards paid by the demagogue, the flight of the wealthy and of the intellectuals, the rejection of democracy by the desperate upper classes as a result of this development, the evolution from “protection” to tyranny, the spoliation of the temples, the militarization of the masses, the recruiting of criminals into the police force, the provocation of military conflicts in order to impose emergency measures at home and thus a stricter national discipline, finally “purges” and a mounting wave of corruption.